The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


#185


#186

Where did you find that one Mick…

The British Museum?


#187

Yes - I fell off my dinosaur when I first heard that one.


#188

my mrs eve told me that one whilst she was tempting me with an apple from the garden…


#189

Us youngsters haven’t been around as long as you old buggers, that’s why I’ve only just seen it


#190

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20294_10208948604889254_8417555294557261532_n.jpg?oh=792a5ba53f3c74861a3ec04f7ad774d8&oe=592B9CE5


#191

FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS

Airport Screening Results
December 2015 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.


#192


#193

https://twitter.com/forest_fr1ends/status/843559642387156992


#194

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17425081_10155094091962640_1990579366688044185_n.jpg?oh=a91e0458645e50465a16162681c4078f&oe=595B340F

Is it just me … or does Nicola Sturgeon’s mother look like she’s going to belt out Candle in the Wind?


#195

Fuck that is frightening. The fact that they all also look like Jimmy Kranky doesn’t help.


#196

Indeed


#197

The virgin Sturgeon needs no urgin’.
To be even more Krankie


#198

I’ll sort her out.


#199

Who? Sturgeon, Kranky, or Elton-Sturgeon? Ménage a quatre? You’re going to need extra swarfega for that little lot.


#200

Lard!


#201

:+1:

Excellent idea. You can do some nice roast spuds with the dripping…

More likely to be oozing when you think about it though.


#202

So doing that.


#203

The ‘regular’ orifice is likely to have healed up, in both cases, so you could be unlu…

Oh, hang on


#204

Taking the thread title literally…