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Where did you find that one Mickā¦
The British Museum?
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Yes - I fell off my dinosaur when I first heard that one.
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my mrs eve told me that one whilst she was tempting me with an apple from the gardenā¦
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Us youngsters havenāt been around as long as you old buggers, thatās why Iāve only just seen it
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FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS
Airport Screening Results
December 2015 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
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Is it just me ā¦ or does Nicola Sturgeonās mother look like sheās going to belt out Candle in the Wind?
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Fuck that is frightening. The fact that they all also look like Jimmy Kranky doesnāt help.
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Indeed
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The virgin Sturgeon needs no urginā.
To be even more Krankie
Iāll sort her out.
Who? Sturgeon, Kranky, or Elton-Sturgeon? MĆ©nage a quatre? Youāre going to need extra swarfega for that little lot.
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Lard!
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Excellent idea. You can do some nice roast spuds with the drippingā¦
More likely to be oozing when you think about it though.
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So doing that.
The āregularā orifice is likely to have healed up, in both cases, so you could be unluā¦
Oh, hang on
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