Where did you find that one Mick…
The British Museum?
Yes - I fell off my dinosaur when I first heard that one.
my mrs eve told me that one whilst she was tempting me with an apple from the garden…
Us youngsters haven’t been around as long as you old buggers, that’s why I’ve only just seen it
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS
Airport Screening Results
December 2015 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening:
Terrorists Discovered 0
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Is it just me … or does Nicola Sturgeon’s mother look like she’s going to belt out Candle in the Wind?
Fuck that is frightening. The fact that they all also look like Jimmy Kranky doesn’t help.
The virgin Sturgeon needs no urgin’.
To be even more Krankie
I’ll sort her out.
Who? Sturgeon, Kranky, or Elton-Sturgeon? Ménage a quatre? You’re going to need extra swarfega for that little lot.
Excellent idea. You can do some nice roast spuds with the dripping…
More likely to be oozing when you think about it though.
So doing that.
The ‘regular’ orifice is likely to have healed up, in both cases, so you could be unlu…
Oh, hang on