O'Rourke was weekending in a village outside Clifton in Galway. It being the week before Easter he thought a bit of a stroll before a couple of pints might be just the thing. On the walk to the Pub he chanced upon a lad in floods of tears on the side of the road. Being a helpful soul of the Christian persuasion O'Rourke expressed his concern.
"Are you all right" quoth he, "What is it that might be upsetting you?"
"Its my favourite uncle Brian" sobbed the lad "He has died unexpectedly and I'm all alone in the world"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph" exclaimed O'Rourke "what a tragedy. Would you like me to get Father O'Reilly for you"
"That's really nice of you" wailed the distraught urchin, "but I'm too upset to think about sex right now."
Badum and Tish. I'm here all Easter, try the Lamb etc etc....