'Twas bad enough to clog the humour toilet and disrupt the amusement sewer with the joke equivalent of a fatberg.
A guy at work said "What rhymes with orange."
I said "No, it doesn't."
I've been trying to work out who keeps landscaping our back garden.
Last night they added a lot of soil.
The plot thickens.
Nurse! The anesthetic.....
I liked that
Nurse! The humane killer!
My dad used to say "Take everything with a pinch of salt"
Good man; made horrible tea.
Went for dinner last night in our new local curry house. The menu was a bit weird. I had pelican vindaloo. It wasn't bad, but the bill was massive.
The oddest beast is the pelican, it's beak is bigger than the belly can...
My flat mate was a road worker. He phoned to say he'd been fired for stealing from workNice bloke. I couldn't believe it was true.But when I got home, all the signs were there.
First like from penance, who could have guessed