The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


#306

'Twas bad enough to clog the humour toilet and disrupt the amusement sewer with the joke equivalent of a fatberg.

:worried:


#307

Meh!


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#309

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/18425233_1537277559650334_1241665889410040508_n.jpg?oh=c119787e64c0bf1bfe486b2d6fcacc04&oe=59B891C1


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#315

A guy at work said “What rhymes with orange.”

I said “No, it doesn’t.”


#316

I’ve been trying to work out who keeps landscaping our back garden.

Last night they added a lot of soil.

The plot thickens.


#317

Nurse! The anesthetic…:confounded:


#318

I liked that


#319

Nurse! The humane killer!


#320

My dad used to say “Take everything with a pinch of salt”

Good man; made horrible tea.


#321

Went for dinner last night in our new local curry house. The menu was a bit weird. I had pelican vindaloo. It wasn’t bad, but the bill was massive.

:confounded:


#322

The oddest beast is the pelican, it’s beak is bigger than the belly can…


#323

My flat mate was a road worker. He phoned to say he’d been fired for stealing from work
Nice bloke. I couldn’t believe it was true.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.


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#325

First like from penance, who could have guessed :joy: