'Twas bad enough to clog the humour toilet and disrupt the amusement sewer with the joke equivalent of a fatberg.
Meh!
A guy at work said āWhat rhymes with orange.ā
I said āNo, it doesnāt.ā
Iāve been trying to work out who keeps landscaping our back garden.
Last night they added a lot of soil.
The plot thickens.
Nurse! The anestheticā¦
I liked that
Nurse! The humane killer!
My dad used to say āTake everything with a pinch of saltā
Good man; made horrible tea.
Went for dinner last night in our new local curry house. The menu was a bit weird. I had pelican vindaloo. It wasnāt bad, but the bill was massive.
The oddest beast is the pelican, itās beak is bigger than the belly canā¦
My flat mate was a road worker. He phoned to say heād been fired for stealing from work
Nice bloke. I couldnāt believe it was true.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
First like from penance, who could have guessed