The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


#366

That is genuinely very Red Symons of you. Cheers.

:drooling_face:


#367

:angry:


#368

:slightly_smiling_face:


#369

Keep it going,his roaming charges will be spectacular :slight_smile:


#370

WiFi is a thing. Apparently :thinking:


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#374

I saw the most useless guide dog I’ve ever seen at Berwick on Tweed last weekend.
He knew nothing about the history of the town, and just sat there licking its bollocks.


#375

Is that Oliver Cromwell on the left?


#376

This bloke I think (no pun intended, I think)

But now you come to mention it I’ve never seen Cromwell and Descartes in the same room at the same time …

VB


#377

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"

Wise words…


#378

It’s been an issue, but I feel I have the solution and would like to share.
Signed copies available for those that want them.


#379

Was that written by Piers Morgan’s wife?


#380

Different book.
Hers was titled ‘How to Live with a Huge Dick’…


#381

:man_facepalming:


#382

Like an abattoir thread. :slightly_smiling_face:


#383

Dredged from the depths of the La Brea Tar Pits comes…

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/19424152_488600084865120_270171066988128753_n.jpg?oh=4c0cb5ee5ac5bdf1a55d8c8d64e5ed34&oe=59D44189


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