The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

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Less of that shite please Terry. I’m a sick man and can’t deal with the shock.

Meanwhile the Scarfolk blog has clearly got us in mind with this pice of joy:

Not sure if this is a joke, or an inconveniently accurate observation!

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:poop: You’re dragging the family reputation down with that one @MGOwner

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Having just read the fishy exchange elsewhere, I think not :unamused:

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For once I agree with you.

Bollocks.

:angry:

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A bloke goes to the doctor because every time he breaks wind, the noise it makes sounds like “Honda”

After examining his backside the doctor tells him it’s being caused by a abscess on his anus. The man is still sceptical…

the doctor says …everybody knows that abscess makes the fart go Honda.

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Jeez…

You laughed when I told you it in Germany…and you had a hangover!

Well it is the shit joke thread afterall.

Got toothache this morning :angry:

You need an appointment at the dentist. How about 2.30 ?

How old are the hills?

:rage: :grinning:

1998

  • Don’t get into strangers cars
  • Don’t meet people from the internet

2017

  • Literally summon someone you don’t know from the internet expressly to get into their car.
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Well, it’s appropriate at least

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