Another oldie, but what can you do?
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with some shots. Not a good idea at all. Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before – I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police roadblock, but because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a taxi before and I’m fucked if I know where I got it.