Where’s the 65% of the time spent ‘Moving object A across the garage to make space to move object B into so that object C can come off the workbench into object B’s space and I’ll have room on the bench to spend 5 minutes checking an urgent detail on object D’ ? Before moving everything around again.
I really hope that was at Westminster station
I swallowed some scrabble letters by accident.
My next shit could spell trouble.
That’s a ’ I’ve just farted ’ smile
The oldies are the best
Some of the youngsters may not have seen it
It may be old but it was delivered well
Another one from ancient history:
Another oldie, but what can you do?
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with some shots. Not a good idea at all. Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before – I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police roadblock, but because it was a taxi, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a taxi before and I’m fucked if I know where I got it.