The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

I was a bit worried about a drink driving joke, but it is old enough to be heritage listed so enjoy it for the historical value. I’m considering a line in mother-in-law jokes next as an archeological exercise…

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Now you’re taking. Gawd bless Les Dawson

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F

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At least he’s smiling

You can tell if he’s smiling?

I’m an ex Catholic. I can tell a smile from a grimace from 10 paces

…even from the back of someone’s head?

He’s not smiling, given the difficulty he appears to be having bending down I would guess he has spent 45 minutes in Brother Patrick’s office on his knees…‘praying’.

Sometimes it’s the only way

I’m probably going to hell :smirk:

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Probably, but give Mr Beadle a firm knee to the nadgers when you get there please.

Anyhow…

Shocking story on the news just now, a mouse that liked Elvis has just been caught in a trap.

:scream:

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:roll_eyes::rofl::rofl:

Don’t encourage the fucker…:smirk:

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:mage:

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Extremely childish but couldn’t resist.

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Oof ! :persevere:

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Hahahaha

Don’t laugh at @Jim, it is not nice. :smirk:

It is OK to snigger at his antipodean doppleganger though, especially as he is up for the AAAC tonight…:scream::scream:

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