The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


#486

I was a bit worried about a drink driving joke, but it is old enough to be heritage listed so enjoy it for the historical value. I’m considering a line in mother-in-law jokes next as an archeological exercise…


#487

Now you’re taking. Gawd bless Les Dawson


#488


#489

F


#490

At least he’s smiling


#491

You can tell if he’s smiling?


#492

I’m an ex Catholic. I can tell a smile from a grimace from 10 paces


#493

…even from the back of someone’s head?


#494

He’s not smiling, given the difficulty he appears to be having bending down I would guess he has spent 45 minutes in Brother Patrick’s office on his knees…‘praying’.


#495

Sometimes it’s the only way


#496

I’m probably going to hell :smirk:


#497

Probably, but give Mr Beadle a firm knee to the nadgers when you get there please.

Anyhow…

Shocking story on the news just now, a mouse that liked Elvis has just been caught in a trap.

:scream:


#498

:roll_eyes::rofl::rofl:


#499

Don’t encourage the fucker…:smirk:


#500

:mage:


#501

Extremely childish but couldn’t resist.

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#502

Oof ! :persevere:


#503


#504

Hahahaha


#505

Don’t laugh at @Jim, it is not nice. :smirk:

It is OK to snigger at his antipodean doppleganger though, especially as he is up for the AAAC tonight…:scream::scream: