You know how to hurt a man don’t you…
Ackchurley, my avatar proves you are rong
What do you call three members of Abba in a French slaughterhouse? Abba trois.
Did you make that one up yourself Rob?
No, I’m crap at making up jokes. That one was voted one of the worst at last years Edinburgh fringe…
Bad use of apostrophe there
Ha. I had originally written “I’m fucking awful at grammar and even I can tell that’s a fucking mental use of commas” but I wasn’t sure if it was grammar or punctuation so I deleted that
They’re lovely but not for every day. Perfect periodically
I’m not a fan of sandals but on the hole I like these ones.
Still absorbing the look of these sandals but suppose they could be worn if in a jam.
…but only if the painters are in
Speaking of which what do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?
They would be ok for some no-strings fun I suppose…
This is so shit it made me laugh.
I’m going out to regain some sort of sense of perspective…
Be careful. If the sun is out you may blind passers by with your Yellow
The only thing duller than my shade of yellow is your shade of Strayan…