You know how to hurt a man don’t you…
Ackchurley, my avatar proves you are rong 
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What do you call three members of Abba in a French slaughterhouse? Abba trois.
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Did you make that one up yourself Rob? 
No, I’m crap at making up jokes. That one was voted one of the worst at last years Edinburgh fringe…
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Bad use of apostrophe there 
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Ha. I had originally written “I’m fucking awful at grammar and even I can tell that’s a fucking mental use of commas” but I wasn’t sure if it was grammar or punctuation so I deleted that 
They’re lovely but not for every day. Perfect periodically 
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I’m not a fan of sandals but on the hole I like these ones.
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Still absorbing the look of these sandals but suppose they could be worn if in a jam.
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…but only if the painters are in 
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Speaking of which what do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?
Phillipe Floppe
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They would be ok for some no-strings fun I suppose…
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Be careful. If the sun is out you may blind passers by with your Yellow 
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The only thing duller than my shade of yellow is your shade of Strayan…
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Fixt