The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


#546

Meh


#547

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#548


#549

Is it Redcar?


#550

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#551

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#552

O’Flynn had far too many pints the other night. Feeling like a bit of company he walked up to a girl in the bar and very politely asked if he could smell her twat.

“Certainly not!” came the horrified reply.

“Sorry” said O’Flynn, “It must be my shoes”.

:man_facepalming:


#553

Elvis Costello once swapped a tyre for a box of chocolates.

That was a Goodyear for the Roses.


#554

My puns are so earth-shattering, they’re measured by sighsmograph.


#555


#556

That is soooo shit !


#557

Yes, it’s not up your usual low standard Jim…:laughing:


#558

Hang on, remind me of the title of this thread please.


#559

Ah, but you see that isn’t the real title. It used to be called something else, indicating that the jokes were funny. Admittedly that was years ago. And on a different forum. But those are just details.

VB


#560

Ah, so a ruse then…


#561

Nope, 99% of jokes on here reflect the title


#562

It was even worse pre-Armageddon. One of the benefits of the sausage-fingered apocalypse was the loss of the joke thread. The funniest thing about that was how the name would change every time a posting upset Sodders. It really was utter pish. This current thread is merely shite.


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#565

Brilliant!!