The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

My kids went back to school today :grinning::grinning::grinning:. This seems timely:

More genius from the Scarfolk Blog.

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A Royal Bun special:

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Just a friendly warning, if any of you out there are using the Tesco dating site be careful you could end up with a bag for life… :handbag:

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Gloria Gaynor.

Whatever happened to her?

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She didn’t survive…

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Free replacement when worn out?

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Looking on the bright side of my recent insomnia… only three more sleeps 'til Christmas :christmas_tree:

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Police are called to a house and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron
standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”

“Yes” says the woman.

“Did you hit him with that golf club?”

“Yes, yes, I did.”

The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

“How many times did you hit him?”

OH!! “I don’t know – put me down for a five.”

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Top links humour right there

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Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

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Pineapple ring anyone?

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Good joke for a shit joke thread

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