The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


#567

My kids went back to school today :grinning::grinning::grinning:. This seems timely:

More genius from the Scarfolk Blog.


#568

A Royal Bun special:

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#569

Just a friendly warning, if any of you out there are using the Tesco dating site be careful you could end up with a bag for life… :handbag:


#570

Gloria Gaynor.

Whatever happened to her?


#571

She didn’t survive…


#572

Free replacement when worn out?


#573

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#574

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#575


#576

Looking on the bright side of my recent insomnia… only three more sleeps 'til Christmas :christmas_tree:


#577


#578

Police are called to a house and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron
standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?”

“Yes” says the woman.

“Did you hit him with that golf club?”

“Yes, yes, I did.”

The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

“How many times did you hit him?”

OH!! “I don’t know – put me down for a five.”


#579

Top links humour right there


#580


#582

#583

Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.


#584

Pineapple ring anyone?


#585

Good joke for a shit joke thread


#586

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