The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

It would only be the best firewall, if able to make an informed choice. Any resulting fertilisation, relies on a ‘first past the post’ lottery. Kind of like Brexit or the recent U.S. election. Another way of lookin’ at this…is that we are all accidents, some better than others! :smile:

I was definitely an accident. :grinning:

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More of a crime, I reckon.

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Thanks.

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Reminds me of an article I read in Performance Bikes years ago.

"Left the house in the morning, got on the bike and pulled off.

Then I put the key in the ignition, started the bike and rode away."

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Fairly advanced for a Prelude. Within a gnat’s crotchet (final bar) of a Trio. :slight_smile:

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Heard some sad news today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and I think it’s outrageous . He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves.What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

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Bit of an “in” joke but…

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Zookeepers could make visitors’ days so much more exciting by running around with a gun and asking “Did you see which way it went?”

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