The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

Glad to see the super powerful laptop is being put to good use.

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To be fair, also: pron :+1:

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Time spent doing something you love isn’t time wasted :two_hearts:

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:confounded:

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American to English dictionary

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USA: Trump = president
UK: Trump = fart

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Fixt

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Silly sod!

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Fixt what? Fixt to be even less funny than the original?

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Calm down dear.

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Live from Bethlehem, Joseph on vocals and Mary on keyboards.

The Joseph and Marychain?

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Sorry…

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Christ…

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Stewart Hall, Max Clifford and Rolf Harris walk into a pub. An Irishman at the bar shouts “Fecks sake. Not YEWTREE again!”

:zipper_mouth_face:

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Here’s your coat.

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Q. What’s the grammatical name for Santa’s little helpers ?

A. Subordinate Clauses !

It’s a cracker (or maybe 'Did that come out of a cracker ’ ?).

VB

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