The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts

Fuck me :roll_eyes:

You’ll have to wait until Lopwell

There’s a goat in Limerick that might sort you out…

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I went to the doctors with hearing problems.

He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”

I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”

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:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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I like the way the young lad appears to be learning from the master… :grinning:

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Just noticed my new title.

Why do @coco and @murrayjohnson prefer a French breakfast?

Because for them, one egg is un oeuf

Spock shows his first emotion.

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When I become Galactic Dictator, jokes like that will carry the death penalty.

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The jokes only ova when I say it’s ova.

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From one of the recent marches in the US:

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@Mrs_Maureen_OPinion this has to be your new line of cables.

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