I would accessorise that with something with a bit more mystery?
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The engineer in hell
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One-day God calls and asks Satan, “So, how’s it going down there?”
Satan says, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators and there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God is horrified. “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake; he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here, or I’ll sue.”
“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “And where are you going to get a lawyer from?”
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… a different thread has reminded me
A software tester walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Then he orders null beers.
Then he orders 999 beers.
Then he orders a giraffe.
etc. etc.
Coat, mine, I’ll get it.
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I resemble that remark
Whaaat? Is that IT humour?
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Don’t worry. I’ve already got my coat…
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I suppose “It was only the spring onions talking” doesn’t really work 
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“Not exactly the second coming I’d imagined.”
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I’m knackered dad said baby sperm, how much further to the fallopian tubes ?
It’s a good way son, we’re only just past the tonsils.
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By far the best album Sinatra ever made.
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