The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


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When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau


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As our resident Greggs correspondent @A_Touch_of_Cloth would you care to comment? Obviously this sort of thing couldn’t happen with a well buttered HCB.


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Ah romance…who needs Paris in springtime when you can have a diamond on yer bell to impress your significant other?


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She’s doing her best not to be a cunt. It’s a start.


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Glad I’m an Allan :rofl:


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My Nan swears by Lidl, she’s homeless and has Tourette’s!


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Older than the oldest thing anyone can claim to remember, but still brings s smile!


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Hedgehogs!

…share the hedge.