When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau
As our resident Greggs correspondent @A_Touch_of_Cloth would you care to comment? Obviously this sort of thing couldn’t happen with a well buttered HCB.
Ah romance…who needs Paris in springtime when you can have a diamond on yer bell to impress your significant other?
She’s doing her best not to be a cunt. It’s a start.
Glad I’m an Allan
My Nan swears by Lidl, she’s homeless and has Tourette’s!
…share the hedge.