The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet)


#1274

#1275

For some reason that reminds me of…

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#1276

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#1277


#1278


#1279

My life. My home. :+1:


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#1281

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/71/2d/cd/712dcdd9ea80230544942be7ec7d6842.jpg


#1282

I thought it was her husband moving to the island he bought with the proceeds from sales of weapons used in Syria…


#1283

What’s red and bad for your teeth…a brick.


#1284

Did you hear about the man who’s penis was the shape of a rocket…his wife was over the moon.


#1285

You should have quit while you were winning :roll_eyes:


#1286


#1287

Although not every relationship. Mine would be more like :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:


#1288

We need a Complete Indifference emoji :unamused:


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