The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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2540

Less cryptic please. Willing to pay bitcoins :nerd_face:

2541

Iā€™m feeling a private message coming on ā€¦ just to keep the names of the guilty out of the public eye :slightly_smiling_face:.

VB

2542

and no prizes for guessing which Company has invested in and is hoovering all the contracts associated with Cyber Security in the UK. No need to worry though, Cyber Security is now the responsibility of the British Army and even has its own regiment, oh, and a lot of support from the MOD.

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No it isnā€™t and has never been, was always controlled by GCHQ with cyber security done by CESG which is now part of NCSC.

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Ah yes, the civilian effort, bless 'em. No doubt said contractor is busy in there too. Itā€™s a bigger cash cow than the one Iā€™m in.

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Stolen from PFM, butā€¦

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They missed a few

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Cock van der Palm looks uncannily like Dave Grohl. :slight_smile:

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2553

are these just mere examples from your extensive collection?

2554

Mostly, yes

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Athletes with very short hair, I wonder why that is?

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Clearly being a fucking moron is no impediment to rising up through the ranks of the Tory party machine.

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Itā€™s a prerequisite from what I can see, so given that I might apply for a job there myself.:grin:

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I think you may be over qualified :grinning:

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2609

Wonderful bit of merciless assassination (save for the poor staff who may loose their jobs because of this). Iā€™m particularly impressed with her comment that the unpleasant peanut monkfish is still living with her ā€˜like a goitreā€™. :smiling_imp:

I need to up my game for the resumption of the AAAC.

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Posted by a drummerā€¦:slightly_smiling_face:

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2611

I thought these warships had radar? Didnā€™t they notice a 222 metre-long, 29,000 ton ship getting close? Or did they just assume that itā€™d get out of their way?

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The article said the container ship made a sharp turn before the collision but even still those things donā€™t turn on a coin.

Not sure what sort of radar they are fitted with but the ones we use in the Dover straight are able to calculate the course of a ship based on direction and speed within 30 secs of a direction change.

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As a Glaswegian, Iā€™m delighted that one of our greatest has been knighted.

This documentary on iplayer is well worth watching.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0535lq5/billy-connolly-portrait-of-a-lifetime?suggid=p0535lq5

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