The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Is it just me, or is 2017 turning out to be an even bigger pile of smouldering poop than 2016?

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Dunno, but hopefully lying, acting like an utter cunt and pretending that you know what you are doing will soon go out of fashion.

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One man band terrorist attacks now. Of course we couldn’t have a revenge attack as that would play into the hands of ISIS. I do so hope this fella is a member of EDL, as that would then become a terrorist organisation.

Wow, the Star Trek, universal translator is almost with us!

I suppose it’ll do until Ford Prefect rocks up with his Bable fish.

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I’ve been wearing sandals all day; now my feet smell absolutely fucking awful.

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Thanks for sharing :grimacing:

I’ve just washed them :+1:

Next time dont wear socks.

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How is washing the sandals going to help?

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I didn’t. Wearing socks with sandals reduces foot odour, but looks silly when you have shorts on.

Not sure why you need sandals at all for lounging about the house!

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There speaks a man who does not share his house with Lego.

VB

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Bollocks. :grin:

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They look silly too.

I’m sure I have seen them in the fabled Daisy Duke pics :slight_smile:

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Socks are essential for moisture absorption otherwise (as previously mentioned) your soles will begin to stick to the sandals.
Comfort 1 fashion 0 :thumbsup:

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Magnificent.

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whereas another neighbour describes him as completely normal…

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Winter is coming