The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Attention residents of Evesham, unless you are FUCKING EMIGRATING you really don’t need two suitcases the size of VW Beetles each.

Oh, is it too heavy for you to actually lift up onto the train? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKTARDS?

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Fixt

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Yup I’d spotted that too!

Looks like a good project fer anyone done fiddlin’ with their Techy 1210.

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Just means it’s served with fucking chips.

As in,

“Two fish suppers and a pot of mushy peas please”

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@BobC

Given the NHS hack can you scotch the rumour that Trident is controlled by XP? Sounds horribly plausible to me!

It’s worse than that, it’s controlled by Theresa May.

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FTFY

I do vaguely remember somewhere reading that there are significant parts of the US Navy’s nuclear subs that run on a version of Windows NT!

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Ahem…

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Try again

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That is a good effort. Better arguably, than what our local Lions club manages on November 5th. Needs a bit more colour perhaps but otherwise pretty decent.

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Didn’t one of the test missiles recently veer off towards the US but they still deemed it a success?

It anticipated the election of Trump. AI is definitely getting there…

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The MOD statement is good old fashioned Ministerial briefing material.

http://www.trustedreviews.com/news/britain-s-missile-carrying-war-submarines-run-on-windows-xp

The Trident system might become ludicrously expensive if it has to come with an up to date software bundle.

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Some articles are best read ignored, this being one of them.

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