The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)


#2620

Homer wrote a version of that involving a trireme and the lighthouse at Pharos, but even he admitted to nicking it.


#2621

Maybe Donald Trump controls all US Navy vessels from his laptop in the Oval office.:thinking:


#2622

#2623

Any request to do anything today that doesn’t basically involve either doing nothing or drinking something cold will be refused because hot.


#2630

Holy fuck sticks I’m fucking dying here, 28c indoors and not far off it outside.

I hate hot weather in the UK, had 40c in Spain last year and no where near as uncomfortable as this.


#2634

#2637

Is it just me, or is 2017 turning out to be an even bigger pile of smouldering poop than 2016?


#2638

Dunno, but hopefully lying, acting like an utter cunt and pretending that you know what you are doing will soon go out of fashion.


#2639

One man band terrorist attacks now. Of course we couldn’t have a revenge attack as that would play into the hands of ISIS. I do so hope this fella is a member of EDL, as that would then become a terrorist organisation.


#2640

Wow, the Star Trek, universal translator is almost with us!


#2641

I suppose it’ll do until Ford Prefect rocks up with his Bable fish.


#2654

I’ve been wearing sandals all day; now my feet smell absolutely fucking awful.


#2655

Thanks for sharing :grimacing:


#2656

I’ve just washed them :+1:


#2657

Next time dont wear socks.


#2658

How is washing the sandals going to help?


#2659

I didn’t. Wearing socks with sandals reduces foot odour, but looks silly when you have shorts on.


#2660

Not sure why you need sandals at all for lounging about the house!


#2661

There speaks a man who does not share his house with Lego.

VB


#2662

Bollocks. :grin: