Wife putting the kids down to bed and I can hear from the other room that she’s currently being grilled intensely by our 5 year old son on whether or not she is likely to die anytime soon.
I often have to reassure my youngest that, despite being ill for most of her life, I’m not going to die soon!
I have had that conversation with my teenage kids for the second time recently. It doesn’t get any better with practice.
this made me lolz…
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Amazing what you can do to a Morris Marina
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Strayan does stupid thing. POM larfs 
7 pints of ale and a fat curry. Easy.
Surprised the tyres lasted for the duration. (by that i mean didn’t bust)
Absolutely peak Corbyn. Probably got a massive cheer too.
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Cunts
I hope she kept it - it’d probably be worth a fortune now !
Haven’t heard from Donald in a while. Has someone told him to stfu, is he poorly or has his twitter account been suspended ?
5 year old son said, mockingly, to pregnant wife “ha. You’ll have to look after 3 children” 
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