The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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That’s a mirror you burk.

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Close, but no cigar

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Utterly disgusting. What motivates peoeple to do such a thing?

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I always thought it was ‘berk’. Short for ‘Berkshire Hunt’.

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Most supermarkets would be selling a small plastic bucket. If these miscreants are going to do this the least they could do is borrow one and preferably make use of the petfood aisle. Inconsiderate cnuts.

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I just taught my son the word cunt.

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Intentionally or by accident ? :grin:

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He was teased a bit for not knowing what fuck meant. So I explained. And gave him extra ammo :rofl:

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That’s quality parenting that is.:grinning:

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Isn’t he in his mid 30s though?

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I made a proper pig’s arse of this quarter’s VAT return.

It’s a good job that I don’t have anything to do with numbers or money in the workplace.

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I think you should trade down and become a Quant.

:innocent:

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Presumably you’ve been kicked off flat rate?

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Err, the short version is that my turnover blows the eligibility limit.

See my earlier comments about “offensively overpaid” or words to that effect.

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In which case you can afford to pay someone to do it properly, you cheapskate.

Was this your workings?

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I do, and yet I still managed to cock it up.