Wore through the first one.
Burning is definitely the answer if you happen across socky.
How did it get mistaken for a lizard? What have these people been doing to end up with such poor eyesight?
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I would have thought a hole in it might have proved interesting. No?
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Today is “Afro Hair Day” according to breakfast TV 
Apparently it’s supposed to encourage black people not to feel pressured into having their hair straightened 
I don’t know about that, but it very much reminds me of my twin sister Sue (who sadly passed away in 2011)
Sue had beautiful curly ginger hair. For most of her late teens and 20s, as was the fashion back then in the 70s, she wore it in an afro style. She spent hours backcombing until it was a perfect ginger halo, about two foot in diameter around her head.
Of course, I took the piss - I used to call her the human belisha beacon 
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Siblings exist for the purposes of mockery
I expect to see a few of these used over the coming weeks
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My mother used slug-a-bed, mainly aimed at me.
Indeed. I would say that one never disappeared.
Oh God, don’t tell the Hipsters!
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Thoughtful piece.
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I saw a mahoosive bird of prey on my ride this morning. Fucking huge. Wife thinks it could of been a red kite. It was pretty impressive whatever it was anyway.
There’s so many of those around Herts. We often see one hunting on the playing fields of my son’s school.