The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Beware the fluteā€¦

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Clearly a spunkflute. Also, subjecting children to flutery is clearly wrong (irrespective of whether it is a jizzwhistle or not).

:rage:

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@Jim would you like to denounce The Guardian for publishing such obviously fake news?

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As you seem to take great pleasure in taking the piss out of my Santa personaā€¦

ā€¦Iā€™m getting revengeā€¦Meet Mr Custard. :rofl:

MT_custard-man-7

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That looks a bit like Mr Bukake.

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If you have yellow sperm, go see a doctor :stuck_out_tongue:

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She should be invited to be a regular contributor here.

I think I may have the equivalent of Post Office Girl but in Greggs.

Lovely thoughtful look about her and a real spark behind large horn-rimmed glasses.

No real conversation but a small cocquettish glance while asking what sauce I would like on my baguette. It was also beautifully packed with all sausages at 45 degrees and I swear there may have been an extra one in there.

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Pics

Youā€™re packed with all sausā€¦never mind.

Thatā€™s not how I (bacon) roll. There is too much at steak (bake). One more americano and I have a full card. Possibly a free coffee or a savoury something.

Canā€™t risk that.

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And there was me hoping for the Gettae Fuck model.

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Genius. The drugs trap is brilliant

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Iā€™ve forgotten that yanks name already but heā€™s a fuck nugget