I have just noticed this. Ah well and all that.
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Saw a couple of blokes doinā this in Italy. Very cool.
We are your children 
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Funnily enough I have just come back from my second session on the pot - which was induced by the arrival of a large box full of assorted foo from Germany 
- and for the second time today thereās one bobbing around in there defiantlyā¦ 
I sometimes personify my poo, and floaters inevitably get called āBobā - āBob The Floaterā - because thatās what they do: bob around.
Eventually though, I send my little friends on their way to the North Sea to swim free with their buddies in mighty shoals, that - legend has it - a man could once walk upon the backs of, from Skegness to Friedrichskoog, in the dim-and-distant-days of yester-yoreā¦
Farewell, Bob The Floater 
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fucking homo
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Greggs sorry for swapping Jesus for sausage roll in Nativity scene
100% the best news headline today.
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On a scale from 1 to āMadā Frankie Fraser, I wonder how mad God is that he gave us free will.
The goings-on down here wouldnāt be nearly so amusing to watch without it though.
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Bah, I bet he loves a Greggs sausage roll as much as anyone else. Which if anything like me, is a lot.
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True. But if it hadnāt been then this one might have been in with a chance
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Are they the world renowned Greggs saus rolls?
Butā¦ butā¦ muh omniscience! He mustāve seen it coming? Right?
He sees every one coming, pervert.
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I bought that last night for my brother for a jokeā¦
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Nice looking gimp outfit you have there.
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Scalford is no more, it is now Kegworth