I’ll stick with the Japa Japa shit.
Once Sony make one of those, I’ll buy one for each room of the house.
2 Likes
You are wise.
… and can’t spell 
3 Likes
You may be, but we aren’t so get lost.
5 Likes
You can’t get decent sub-editors for love nor money these days. Look at the egregious typographical error in the title. The author clearly meant to write ‘cunts’ but mistakenly wrote ‘happier’. The fourth estate is really in a parlous condition…
4 Likes
Another damning report on Hinckley…
The Project From Satan’s Butt is now so fucked up that they have flown in Le Grand Fromage from the US.
He both looks and sounds like an Indian version of James Earl Jones.
I am resisting a childish urge to ask him if he is here to put us back on schedule.
2 Likes
what about “back on the rails”
Brian Cox is a cunt and needs slapping.
A lot.
Occasionally being right about a thing nowise alters that fact.
4 Likes
Nope, Brian Cox is good.
You are Rong.
3 Likes
Sorry, my almost universal misanthropy does not extend to Mr. Cox.
Except for his D:REAM misadventures.
2 Likes
I see Simon Cowell has been overdoing the Human Growth Hormone again.
1 Like
He is Jesus resurrected, we must all follow his teachings (or else).
Blokes always got his head in the clouds
3 Likes
On my phone calendar, if I type “b” it auto completes “beer with Pete” and enters it for 6pm today 
12 Likes
I keep telling you Google is creepy!