The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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Planning

Hidden is a book called, “Optimism for Young Lovers”.

There are better bargains to be had in Lidl such as Green Gecko IPA at £1.25 a bottle.

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does this forum have a Christmas Cat

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I think a Seasonal Setter would be better…

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Seasonal piss head

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She’s that too…

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https://www.londonnewsonline.co.uk/12891/cops-investigating-events-left-man-serious-head-injury-seek-limited-edition-vinyl-record-carrying/

“He was last seen by friends who have told detectives that he had with him a limited edition vinyl record titled ‘Awakening’ by Japanese artist Hiroshi Sato featuring Wendy Matthews. The record is missing.”

I imagine that the interview will begin like this…

“So, Mr Vacdac, could you please explain your movements around the time of 03:00hrs on Sunday, November 20…”

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Ha yes😀
Seriously though it’s a bit rum getting your head smashed for a record, hope he gets better soon.

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Tru dat.

Last day working for Her Majesty’s Bank of Caledonia. I’ve seen organisations die before, and the little bit of it where I work is doing exactly that.

Book club my arse. How about laying off less do-ers and not hiring any more flip-chart wizards?

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I have a gaggle of machines to clean

What. The. Fuck.

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Peter Belts ?

Projections looking good, for gaining a strong foothold in the Cheshire HiFi market place.

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