I still wank thinking about Mark’s time as a mod back at the old place 
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^^^ An iron fist in a velvet glove. 
Velvet my arse
The best of times, brother 
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Around here that is unlikely to difficult to arrange.
Would sir like crushed glass or gravel in his lube*?
*there is no lube
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I think I preferred things when my internet was fucked.
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So did we
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Ffs. Watch the likes roll in…
Cunts.
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Yes Twinkle, yes we are 
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“too” or “to be”
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Is that Shakespeare?
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Well played Sir*. There is a missing ‘be’.
*feckin’ pedants everywhere…
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That is the question, innit?
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I know how Brian felt.
And the cunt is eating shortbread.
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Scotch denier?
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More of a TDK man myself.
Ithaaaaangyew.
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Ten now.
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It’s about as dated as ‘you owe me a new keyboard’
Special mention for the fucktards who keep saying ‘dat jus broke the internet bruv’. The stupid cunts.