The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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5434

This made me titter in a very schoolboy manner. You can’t beat a good titter.

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5435

Just checked contents insurance at girlfriend’s house. Doesn’t cover records, cd’s, stylii or pet damage. Best sort that asap.

5436

Planning on assaulting the pets, mark?

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5437

Yes I am. I am still trying to get them to stop scratching the stair carpet. Be nice if they shat outside too. Bit stinky clearing up after them.

5438

The effect of Spotify.

https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-problem-with-muzak-pelly?utm_content=buffer607e0&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Longish but worth the effort.

5439

I wonder how you name a house, I would like rename mine Gropecunts Manor.

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5440

Get a plaque made.

5441

Get @edd9000 to CNC you a nice subtle nameplate.

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5442

Or this^^

5443

I just suggested it to Louise, and she doesn’t agree…

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5444

Yep, take the considered advice, not the rushed first opinion

:+1:

5445

:roll_eyes:

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5446

I had a mate who moved to a nice bungalow with a babbling brook at the bottom of the garden. He wrote to everyone to let them know that from then on, it would be called “Riverside” rather than no 24.

Silly fucker got flooded out a couple of years later and moved somewhere else :smirk:

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5447

Gropecunt Lane in Oxford is now more prosaically known as Magpie Lane. Presumably no longer a haunt of the local prostitutes.

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5448

Presumably taken over by muggers and robbers?

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5449

Hoarders of grotesque shiny hifi?

5450

It’s already been done - it’s called Trump Tower

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5451

:cry:

https://news.mongabay.com/2018/01/in-early-push-into-papua-palm-oil-firms-set-stage-for-massive-forest-plunder/

One of the most incredibly diverse places on the planet, with much of it still not fully explored. Dismay doesn’t cover it.

5452

I soooo hope this is true…

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