The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

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6635

Only posh cunts pronounce it like bone :+1:

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6636

:+1:

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6637

WTF is going on with this Government? The Russians dump nerve agent in Salisbury and we have a fucking meeting about it in London, just wtf!

Iā€™d like to see at least half of the Russian embassy invited to fucking leave, if not all of them. Utter cunts.

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6638

Yeah, and before they go, they should be made to eat a cream tea with the jam and cream on the wrong way.

Thatā€™ll teach em.

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6639

So farewell then,
Large American Financial Services Firm.
We hardly knew you.

ā€œIs it done yet?ā€
That was your catchphrase.

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6640

Yeah, and HCBs laced with anchovy :+1:

6641
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ā€¦and then he said ā€œIā€™ll show you where you can spread that unsalted butterā€.

:scream:

6643

That shop in Chalgrove wonā€™t let me in anymore :persevere:

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6644

Shame it is over, (Not from your POV of course) but there was a strange compelling car crash entertainment factor in your project related posts over the last year :grinning:

I am sure you will be back to a ā€˜normalā€™ work environment before long!

6645

Typical everyday scene from Lopwell corner shop

6646

ā€œExcuse Me, where is the cape and glue section?ā€

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6647

Cheers :smile:

To be honest it got so messed up that I havenā€™t bothered posting any more blow-by-blow accounts recently. At leaving drinks (which have become a steady procession) last night we reckoned that of the original dev team assembled a year ago 70% have now gone.

Still, Iā€™m looking forward to some hardcore goofing off now. Then I have to contend with recruitment consultants again :open_mouth:

6648

according to the ONS the list of 700 things used in the ā€œshopping basketā€ for calculating inflation is changing:

6649

Camcorders were in until now? I canā€™t believe that anyone has bought one for at least 6 years!

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6650

Equally daft is taking pork pies outā€¦

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6651

The entire economic activity of 40-65 year old men now unrepresented.

6652

I am sure I have seen photos of you doing the rounds in exercise leggings?

I think they should have left in pork pies and added capes as the item of clothing.

6653

Iā€™m going to set up a new gentlemanā€™s quarterly called ā€œQuiche and Action Camerasā€. It has a nice ring to it.

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6654

They quoted massive loss of sales 3rd week in March, no-one quite understands ā€¦

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