Heathen!
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That’s what’s wrong with this country - no standards any more.
Thank fuck for places like this, where all of these things can be seen in their proper context.
You’re surprised ?
Absolutely…
…not
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Best mate has recently and quite quickly qualified for one of these the next time we meet:
I’ve not seen this before. Should be useful…
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As any sensible bloke knows, the ONLY acceptable response to hair loss is a grade one all over.
That way, one is not distracted from worrying about one’s beer gut and prostate.
I don’t think there’s a mug for that yet*
*if there is, I’m in.
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Idle thought: One can be reckless, but no other states of reck seem to be acknowledged.
Does a troth have any purpose other than being plighted?
Step away from the diesel, it has halloosennatery kwalities 
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If I had a troth, I would plight it with maximum reck.
I don’t do diesel any more - petrol all the way…
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So would I
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Hopefully
That’s a very confusing photo - either ‘best present ever’ or ‘wife’s head in a box’.
Or both…
You choose
You’re welcome
Thanks!
After much deliberation, I went for ‘massive box of jelly babies’.
I hope you enjoy them
It didn’t work out - the nutter in the photo is the sworn defender of the sacred jelly baby stash.
Just my fucking luck.
Next time I’m going for Werther’s Originals. That way, I’ve just got a zimmer frame to negotiate.