The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Don’t think so.

No, it’s across certain categories

“…Ciderpig, Ciderpig, does whatever a Ciderpig does…”

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Thanks for the heads up.

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They are most excellent. I only wish I could bolt more things with mine.

That nearly backfired spectacularly, she went absolutely ballistic and was swinging it in my direction in a most unsettling manner…

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It’s called a Slaz though, have they labelled it correctly? It’s not a fake Slazenger?

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Slazenger still make some good kit for certain sports, it’s not all tat.

It’s made with a high carbon fibre content and is bent, intentionally apparently.

Lauren is 5’9" and needs adult size stuff, which is getting quite tiresome. Hockey sticks can be fucking expensive too, £250 for a club level one isn’t uncommon.

I should be grateful she doesn’t play in goal, considering all the kit goalies need to have.

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I thought Jolly were the top brand.

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You want to hope she doesn’t start taking up the noble sport of the golf… :slight_smile:

There’s no ‘le’ on the end of nob

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Take the piss out of golf / ginger / scotch, delete as applicable… and watch the likes role in.

Totally bogus forum bullying.

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Roll

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Ffs it is too easy.

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Bogus defence

:upside_down_face:

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You went for the easy one. There was the capital s on Scotch but that was too subtle for an acrylic haired goblin of a builder. :slight_smile:

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I’ve given up the goblin

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Your knees giving you gip?

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I can imagine it would be a bit off putting having to be given a hand up afterwards …