The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)


#7857

You were on a boat?


#7858

Er, house.


#7859

Happy birthday!


#7860

Of course not.
Boats don’t have backs, they have sterns


#7861

Wouldn’t have fancied flying through that stack…


#7862

M&S to be rescued by ‘scum’ dealers


#7863

The headline should read: Moves to guarantee a lie-in for AA members, except @rmsshipbroker. Steve can get up an extra half hour earlier as an object lesson to the malnourished. :smirk:


#7864

Intestinal worms for the win.


#7865


#7866

In accordance with this rise, an employment expert has suggested that overweight employees should be offered flexible starts and should have the right to sue employers if they are not offered jobs or promotions because of their weight.

Horse racing will be in fucking turmoil.


#7867

I assume that carbon vibration is an oblique Schumann reference.


#7868

In fairness, every Schumann reference is oblique


#7869

From Jim’ll Paint It, the Wu Tang Clangers.


#7870


#7871

Genius


#7872

The last one is the best :joy::joy::joy:


#7873

will this new style catch on?


#7874

A fucking apple would confuse most people on social meeja


#7875

In reference to Rossanne Barr and blaming medication for her racist tweet;

Farage tried blaming it on tiredness some years ago


#7876