The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)

Like vegetarians and Yorkshiremen, they just have to tell you immediately.

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I resent being lumped in with vegetarians…

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@coco …Above …true

You’re practically a carrot…

Well at least the first and last letters are right. :wink:

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Fixt

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Worst fail is posting a link to The Fail.

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My hands stink of WD 40

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Isn’t that a little too thin a lubricant?

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Great use of grain…

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My wife’s granny is going to die soon. Aged 97, she has just had to go into a home as her daughters and carer can’t do enough for her. Having entered the home a couple of days ago, she has decided to stop eating, hence taking her fate into her own hands. I respect that.

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I found my mother’s codecil to her will this afternoon. All but one of the people named are dead, and the one who’s not is very seriously disabled after a brain haemorrhage.

Adam, if your granny-in-law would have been happy to carry on with enough care (which is absolutely not to criticise your wife’s mother/aunts one bit) then it’s a shame that it can’t be provided. But if she’s genuinely convinced it’s time to go then her wishes count for more than anything IMHO.

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My Nan did the same at 93, the home said she wouldn’t last two weeks, she passed away 2 months later, she was tough as old nails.

Tough stuff Adam. My Mum made a similar decision before Xmas and passed away peacefully soon after. Thankfully we were able to persuade her to take intravenous fluids as she would have suffered terribly otherwise. I hope it is swift and peaceful for her.

This.

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