Fuck… Was Chuck Berry on the design team?
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What is it you actually do for a living? Just out of general interest. IE, nosey bastard.
I’m a software developer.
Lots of different platforms and environments over the years, but for the last 14 (really? wow) it’s all been server-side Java for banks. In the City.
I’m now making giant leap to Canary Wharf to do exactly the same thing. Assuming that it all works out.
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My (5 year old) daughter just locked herself in the bathroom for half an hour. Bit perplexing as to why. Turns out she was washing the cat.
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At least she didn’t go down the washing machine route!
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That really made me laugh! 
Who came off the worst ?
VB
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She had a few scratches, but the cat was fucking livid.
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Hilarious
Until the bathroom door was opened it was simultaneously wet, dry and furious.
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Laurens Migrane (see cockpunch thread) has subsided a bit and she’s a bit hungry. I asked her what she wanted and she said “I’d really love a bowl of Grandma’s chicken noodle soup, but I know we don’t have any, so just anything please Dad.”
What she doesn’t know is that Grandma’s soup consists of a couple of shredded spring onions, a knorr chicken stock Cube, boiling water, a couple of balls of vermicelli pasta and a good shake of Maggi sauce. Takes about 5 mins.I learned how to make it when I was about 10. I’m about to be the best dad in the world… 
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Could you not hear it? hahahha
As a kid I was always fascinated by how much the cat shrunk when she was dropped in the garden pond.
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Brave kid. She’ll go far. Anyone gives her shit and she can just say “I washed a cat”
“And the wonderful, wonderful soup stone”
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I can’t believe I actually got that reference. It’s Claires fault she likes Dr Hook.
Yes, written by the great Shel Syvestein You need to skip the advert! Fuck, that doesn’t seem to work… I haven’t got the hang of this posting stuff.
HELP
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