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In anticipation of being unable to get into Probe one Saturday next month because of some marketing bollocks and a herd of sheep armed with Crossley Cruisers:
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Probably deserves its own thread. Includes Spotify playlist
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this needs a cockpunch or two
oh come on, weâve all been there.
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What, having a fireman handling your todger? 
What. The. Fuck?
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How the fuck does someone have a thought like
âooh I think Iâll try a cock ring, wonder if they make them from the strongest metal on the planet, that couldnât possibly go wrongâ
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They are just so feckin rong!
Donât knock it till you try it.
Does anybody have Domâs contact details? My watch has suddenly become quite poorly. 
Have you got the fob ring caught on something?
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Itâs advisable to remove it before a fisting session
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Indeed, a stiff course rope wristband is more suitable.
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You surprise me. I would have thought that barbed wire would be involved?
I assumed others wouldnât.
My private dungeon is different to my recommendations
Understood
The chocolate ripple thang ainât for most.