Ftfy.
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The girls and light show are a nice touch, all I ever get is some twat with the worst taste in āmusicā who decides to inflict it upon humanity through a tiny, tinny phone speaker 
They omitted that he also manages to find time to front the unofficial marketing of audio equipment on social mediaā¦
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Isnāt he some sort of grimey arteest?
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All the git* wizards are Polish. Whatās that about?
Making me feel even more of a dullard than normal.
* itās a source control system
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Not all of them it seems ā¦
VB
Horrible Pete Townshend solo album.
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America does it betterā¦
https://empireherald.com/mans-penis-gets-ripped-off-after-attempting-to-rape-a-pit-bull/
He wonāt be doing that again.
doctors attempted to salvage what they could of Warrenās genitals but the damage was beyond repair. After doctors attempted an extensive 6 hour surgery, they gave up and replaced it with a plastic catheter for urination.
Good enough for him
Fake news site, unfortunately.
Hayley Cropper RIP 
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This is classic John Clarke (RIP). Scarily it is an almost verbatim account of the Oz Federal Minister for the Environmentās comments after a massive oil spillage on the Great Barrier Reefā¦
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I wonder if @Jim has a Swedish background. Middlefart heritage perhaps?
Further details are here for any keen amateur cartographersā¦
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Middelfart is in Denmark 
Fuck it, my eyes are shot to ribbons. Anyway, Iām an economist not a geographer so you can do one. I gather Yorkieās Knob is nice this time of year and only a bus ride from Cairnsā¦
Not far from Buggery Creek 
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He is clearly a Kiwi as they have a joint called Jimās Knob. Fucking godforsaken country. Worse than Straya and harder to get to. Donāt bother would be my adviceā¦
