The Wonderful World of Turntable Design AKA: Dave's Fugly World Of TT Wank

Have you heard one, Dave?

No and I have never heard the name before. Japanese I think.
They have another name Analog Relax.

Do you have a link I canā€™t even find it via Google.

https://zootcommunication.wixsite.com/analogrelaxshop/abou
In shop.

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Ah, ok. I just assumed your ā€˜niceā€™ comment was based on experience

Sparkle in the thick :+1:

ā€œHow long will you bear with its delicate sound? Unprecedented ā€œthicknessā€ and ā€œthicknessā€ to youā€

Excellent question :thinking: Answers on a postcard.

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Thought it was a bap

Yep, wtf is that all about?

Even if it was the best sounding cart in the known universe, I still wouldnā€™t have one - just too fucking ugly :grimacing:

Positively pregnant with saliva generating proseā€¦These guys are samurais of scumbagery - Probably 5 years ahead of their time

ā€œSparkle in the thickā€
ā€œsuperb gloss feelingā€
ā€œprecisely cut along the crystal direction of prismatic diamondā€
ā€œSurely in the depths of the heart, it seems that it is being asked for a thickā€

Can we all chip in for one? I want the Thick

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I should have said nice price.

adendum

I would. Looks donā€™t matter.
But then I donā€™t have the taste of someone who owns an extra platter which they canā€™t use :wink:

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:wink:

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BRUV !?!?!

:open_mouth:

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Exactly, who gives a fuck what a cartridge looks like.

I do have my reservations though, until (if I ever) I hear one.

The prose on the website is obviously down to translation.

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Blah forum tagline yadda waffle

Wasnā€™t this a hit for Simple Minds in 1983?

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Nope. REM

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