The Wonderful World of Turntable Design AKA: Dave's Fugly World Of TT Wank

Bingo here’s the work of art

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I bet some twat bought one :grinning:

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Probably Jerry and then it was the best thing he’s ever heard.

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Cocentrated drains, it’s where it’s at don’t cha know.

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SME losing the plot under new ownership?

:face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting:

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Wow, red, gold and white altogther, all at once…

I bet Mik’s got half a dozen punters lined up for it.

Total bobbins.

red, gold, white & black even

Contemporary wrong

Ferrari??

Yes that too :slight_smile:

Make it ‘Limited Edition’ and they’ll fly off the shelves :joy:

That arm is awful,far to busy.

Is it some footballing strip out fit colours or something?

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That thing uses every type of fugly known to turntable designers and introduces a few new fugs of its own. Hideous doesn’t do it justice.

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it appears that a visually impaired person has been dipping into various parts bins & paint pots.

Some one else there undoubtedly thinks it’s edgy.

Their normal austerity is one of the brand strengths imho. Sets them apart from ProJect etc. Not now.

What is the coat hanger thing for?

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That was always there, to prevent JB trashing the cartridge with his cardy sleeve.

(or at least it would if they’d mounted the arm in the correct orientation)

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SME new owners. “We must increase sales to cover lots of money just spent but we have no new designs or anything, what can we do?”.

Marketing Agency (after consulting ‘focus group’) “Paint is cheap, just paint them hideous colours, footballists will buy them in droves”.