No idea, I’ve never seen or heard one. Don’t think they’ve had one in Munich yet, not that I’ve noticed anyway.
Looks like the arm is a chopstick 
You’re a Silly Man.
I really fancy signing-up as a SME dealer and getting white everything 
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The SME stuff makes me want to vomit.
The Teres is OK (once you’ve removed the traces of Mary Queen of Scots’ blood).
The NVS is very nice.
If I could go back to 1985, I’d tell myself to leave school and start my own meth lab.
I’d be retired by now.
And my hifi would be betterer than any of yours.
A pox on my bad life choices.
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Just my fucking luck - to come across as a meth head without having had any of the associated fun.
Life is a cunt.
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While I’m at it, can someone please explain my ‘Angry, from Hatfield’ tag?
Could I not just be a cunt like everybody else?
That would at least make sense.
I think if you were called ‘a cunt from Hatfield’ it would create too much confusion. The place is full of them.
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I don’t even know where Hatfield is.
Is it near Shilbottle?
Just down the road a bit
Quite a bit
Super.
Thanks.
Pleasure
The road sign for Shilbottle is a regular target for local scallywags, who like to cross the first ‘l’.
The council bloke whose job it is to uncross that ‘l’ must be fucking demented by now…
If you’re on the A1 just north of Morpeth, look out for the sign for Shitbottle.
I bet the inhabitants of Hatfield pray for that kind of excitement.
Being from nearby Co Durham, I’m well aware of Shill Bottle
It would be too much for them to take
Ahem - It’s Shilbottle.
Or Shitbottle, depending on how on the ball the council bloke is.
You don’t say…
I have sometimes wondered if it might be cheaper for the council to change the name to Shitbottle.
Don’t suppose the residents would like that much, but it would save an awful lot of money.
Pragmatism.
Yes but only ones from Hatfield to the best of my knowledge
Our local council had to make special shaped signs for the river…
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I like that one 