The Wonderful World of Turntable Design AKA: Dave's Fugly World Of TT Wank

I think the moddities had run out of steam after the triumph that was “Tragic life of human waste”, hence why ours are mere tokens of their disdain. I’m not even “from” Pinchbeck… sigh

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I like the way you’re living up to them. :smile:

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Ha ha, Maureen could never only be “somewhat dissatisfied” :laughing:

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You should worry; I don’t even know what county Vanilla Ice is in :confused:

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You’ll need fingernails like Freddy Krueger to get records off that platter!

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Be worth growing them though!

It has a round section belt and in that pic the belt is fouling on the motor housing. :thinking:

They all do that sir…

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They used a photo of the Verdier Platine in error. Obviously worked hard in research…

I presume that Hare Krishna dealer fella has all of the above in-store then?

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That is like an exhaustive catalogue of fugly. There are some seriously hideous looking things on that list, irrespective of what you get for your £60K (or whatever) sonically. If oil rigs or fracking machinery are your thing, that list and the photographs is fap central…

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Wank.

Wot no DJ decks?

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I wouldn’t want any of them TBH, not even the Transrotor as they are tooo big and clumsy.

I like the basis, and the clear audio, and the techdas oh and the Goldmund, screw it one of each please.

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I thought they were Dave’s thing, once upon a time at least ?

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The good old days