Not enough oil rigs being posted.
Yours for £30 grand, plus or minus some loose change
Would be shit scared to change a record
I have the view that nothing in my listening room is allowed to be uglier than me. All those oil rigs fail this simple condition being hideous beyond reason.
A work of genius
Mini torus fusion reactor running the motor?
Mp3 player with a sinewave on each track for the split phase, into a class D amp (only thing they are good for) and two 9v transformers backwards to run the motor at 240v.
Bet the arm is rubbish, change it for a nice Rega
Ooh fugly. Why have they shoved a platter on top of a cheap cast iron BBQ?