Today I have mainly been

I hope you were wearing the appropriate PPE when chasing that floor Twinkle…

silicosis is the new asbestosis :+1:

Lunch of champions :+1:

Indeed, cocktail sausages incase any last minute visitors. Had two of them felt unwell so left them for the electricians.

Aye. Dustmask and glasses. And wellies as there is underfloor heating lurking in the screed.

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That gas pipe looks closer than 25mm to those electrical cables ??

Not now it has been moved to other end of chase.

Cables are in a two inch duct

trying to work out how to edit 1300 holiday photos… preparing myself for work tomorrow for the first time in nearly 3 weeks.

Why, have you changed jobs? :grinning:

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I don’t get it?

Steeling himself in case he bumps into the nasty man that shouted at him

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Shopping. This followed me home:

Not sure how to explain away a £110 Lego kit to Claire…

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Tell her it’s a present to mark ‘International Day of the Programmer’.

Yes, really, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_Programmer.

VB

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This looks like a job for the old ‘You got off lightly there Love’ defence.
:innocent:
Try: 'Fuck, that was meant to be a set of Avant Garde Unos’
It would be good to have a picture of the Horns available just in case. Make sure to exit stage left while she is distracted :grin:

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In that it would have been a lot worse if he’d brought the real thing home ?

VB

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They had the new Millennium Falcon in there (Lego shop in Liverpool One), it’s bloody brilliant. Absolutely massive though, and £650. I really could have justified it to myself if I’d spent longer in there, so yes she bloody well did get off lightly!

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Exactly. Add to the confusion by pretending you were trying to buy something completely stupid and totally unrelated to the slightly silly purchase.

What could possibly go wrong?

:unamused:

He has been sacked, currently advertising for a replacement.

Sacked for shouting at you, or something else?

She’s just come home, seen it, and did a Roger Moore eyebrow thing when told the price. Then told me she’s going away for the weekend with her mate Jill. That’ll probably cost the same, so honours even, I suppose.

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Where should I send my CV?