Today I have mainly been

First bit of Christmas cheer has arrived from the above

We were in Ypres but now in Arras. Off to La Carriere Wellington tomorrow. Done several cemeteries since visiting the Menin Gate including the Memorial Britannique in Arras.
Returning on Thursday.

Not everything good needs a PY badge yā€™know.

Any forum. Youā€™d get flamed and butthurt on Mumsnet for even suggesting Noel cunting Gallagher.

Crimson mumsnet donkey sanctuary

Get.To.Feck. And take that uni-browed fucknugget and his tuneless jizz with you.

:grin:

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I didnā€™t want to mention it just in case :grin:

The remnants of an Ideal Mexico flue. Customer called saying the windows kept steaming up when the boiler was on. :frowning:

Iā€™ll take that as a win then :slightly_smiling_face:

Thanks for the reminder mate, I really must get it booked :smiley:

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Ffs.

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Shifting 1000kg of firewood logs from the driveway to the shed.

Amusingly, this all arrived on one pallet which the driver lost control of, spewing the contents over the pavement and road.

Drinking extremely strong coffee and homemade winter German cheesecake. This was presented as soon as I arrived and coffee every half hour.

Absolutely bloody wired now.

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Laughing at one of the other contractors who got a written warning. Itā€™s the first time Iā€™ve seen it happen rather than just getting booted but was a good effort.

He commented on a colleagues facebook post about Corbyn saying

ā€œwhatā€™s red and hangs from a cuntā€¦Jeremy Corbyns tieā€

No the best thing to say when working for the public sector :roll_eyes:

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Data Protection, taking Curtis the woof for his annual inspection and jab with kennel stuff up his nose. Now after putting a TT together, listening to some dance 12". I had to totally redo the arm as some freek had obviously not set it up right. 1.2g tracking force, wrong VTA and 2.5 bias on a Linn MC, I ask you. :roll_eyes:

Curtis was happy as he got two treats.

Being told by the eye specialist at the local hospital I have early stage cataracts in both eyes.

Fuck and Bollocks

Wondering what happened to the hangover I should have got.

Is there treatment available?

There is. But they wait until the eyesight is really bad before they treat. My mother had them in both eyes and had them both sorted

Specialist says it could take years or months to get worse, no way at this stage to tell.

Just got to keep an eye on it, no pun etc

Think of all the mince pie blind testing you can do :+1:

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