Haven’t we all?
(except the ‘reformed’ of course)
I haven’t but will shortly 
ah you have to look after them , they might be along to give you an enema one day !!
Eating Werther’s toffees. Bought a bag at just after 9am. Two left now. I can feel me teeth dissolving.
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They dissolve well in Vodka too and make a brain popping drink!
what teeth?
I was thinking of making a drink with some ground up Fishermans Friends
Having a duvet day and watching the darts before winding myself up for the scum v Palace tonight
Meh.
Skittles are another good one for vodka.
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How the fuck would you get them in the glass? 
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Driving to Fareham and Blandford Forum,Blandford looks very nice.
Is nice.
Watch out for the flies
Bastard things like the alpacas, and me - and unlike wasp and bee stings, I react like crazy - takes weeks to heal… Little cunts.
The antennae in that pic say “I’m a mardy cunt and I will bite you”.
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Spent most of yesterday in oncology but nothing really got done 
. The staff were brilliant but what can they do?? Shitty way to pass my 50th.
Am on way back now, but am expecting to sit around doing nothing again all day. Seriously angry about the impact this might have on people in a worse situation to mine.
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