Today I have mainly been


#8794

Indian
Greek

or just give them lots of Scottish delicacies - stuff dipped in batter and deep fried, or pork pies,


#8795

Yay!

Seriously glad you are ok though.

I had a similar trouser soiling moment when my windscreen wipers failed at 65mph in pouring rain in the 3rd lane of the M1, it’s surprising how under appreciated windscreen wipers are…


#8796

What’s so difficult?

Turning right…
car-arm-signal-turn-right
Turning left…
car-arm-signal-turn-left
slowing or stopping…
car-arm-signal-slow-stop


#8797

or just stick a TAXI sign on the roof


#8798

Or drive a BMW… :slight_smile:


#8799

Beener hand gestures are usually different…


#8800

I had a friend who always carried a potato for such failures. Wiped over the screen water runs off !


#8801

Top tip :slight_smile:


#8802

Also works on toilets to help prevent skids. As does rainX. If you can still buy it.


#8803

just use a hammer to smash the windscreen out - it has the added bonus of not steaming up and not having to waste energy using the ventilation system


#8804

Bit like a Land Rover then?


#8805

Preparing for a record show on Saturday.


#8806

Thought that was another Munich pic.


#8807

My back hurts looking at that lot


#8808

but he has Stronzeto to assist


#8809

Nice aide memoire from back in the day Jim,

unfortunately the windows won’t open.

Computer says no.


#8810

Stronzetto is useful as an ass contortionist. Whilst I remain in measured awe of his capabilities / capacity, I fear there may be a slight dip in sales if I were forced to remove this lot from his rectum in front of condition obsessed collectors…It may come to that however as I am five clicks north of lazy.


#8811

Whereabouts? On the evidence that you’ve got a copy of Voices of East Harlem you might have other stuff up my strasse?


#8812

Don’t like to be sanctimonious, but over here we call them “Mexicans”…


#8813

The show is in Exeter, I tend not to take too much soul / funk / R&B as the main buyers are generally Jazz / Prog guys.

I’ll put some bits together in a couple of weeks and PM if you’d like?