Today I have mainly been


#9534

Sorry to hear this. Good luck Gareth.


#9535

This.


#9536

VB


#9537

will you offer massage? at your spa?*


#9538

This


#9539

We offer two types of massage. For a very reasonable £50 the Traditional involves the visitor being beaten around the head and shoulders with a rusty hammer. On the other hand, The Surprise is exactly the same as The Traditional, except that the price is £75 and Big Hilda shouts ‘Surprise’ before setting about you with the hammer.

We look forward to your booking.


#9540

you do know we’ll be in Liverpool next month


#9541

If you knock I’m sure there will be more filling inn at the yellow spa than your dinner plate is used to


#9542

Watching Andy Hamilton’s stand up show. Very funny man with some excellent stories.


#9543

Sorry to hear that Gareth - we’ll keep you company in the pissed department :beers:


#9544

Cheers Allan, it’s not a done deal yet, and there is no point worrying about stuff I cannot control. Going to enjoy the weekend with my girls and sink a few late beers tonight. The comedy certainly helped lighten the mood!

:beers:


#9545

^ This

Good luck, whatever happens


#9546

Good man - a thrash on the bike might help as well :beers:


#9547

Yup. Planned for Sunday morning :+1:


#9548

Pondering my recruitment abilities.

For 20 plus years I have managed to swerve any involvement with staff recruitment but recently had to take on the role. After countless hours of recruitment agencies, CVs and interviews I made my first appointment for a semi-senior role this week.

She e-mailed me last night to say she was “pleased to except the position”.

Going well so far…


#9549

Lol.


#9550

You should stipulate they have to join here as part of the terms of employment. We will soon correct those grammar and spelling foilbles.


#9551

Became an uncle again today.
My little sister had a baby daughter after IVF. Her first child.

Not having kids myself it’s a little bit special for me. I know what she has been through to get to today’s news.

(Before I get too emotional I should point out my brother has three so I was already well loaded in the Bad Uncle stakes).

:heart_eyes:


#9552

Headache


#9553

that lot must be costing a bit , we used to have a scaffolding company who emblazoned across the front

FOR A BETTER ERECTION

be grateful for spa !