Today I have mainly been


#9674

Yeah, three unconnected eventualities choreographed by fate to create a week of self pity. Must pull myself together. Seriously though thanks for all the words of support everyone, it genuinely does make me feel better. :flushed::+1:


#9675

Sorry to hear of your troubles Paul - chin up!

Cosmic balance dictates that next week you will be kidnapped by a bus full of cheerleaders :+1:


#9676

Sorry to hear of your woes -Chin up


#9677

:frowning:


#9678

Sorry to hear life is such a mare at the moment Paul. I’m sure things will get better soon.


#9679

Sounds like a bloody awful week Paul. Hope life looks up for you soon mate.


#9680

Echo the above sentiments.


#9681

Sorry to hear Paul, I hope things improve. :crossed_fingers::+1:


#9682

Taking lessons from an acting coach*

#Sometimesmyjobcanbeweird

*it was actually really good.


#9683

Have you picked up any tips for how not to be a cunt? I could use them.


#9684

You really could. :+1:


#9685

It’s all method, just feel like a cunt and then start acting like one no one will be able to tell the difference


#9686

It is indeed mostly method, the key being to hang around other cunts so their cuntishness will rub off on you (cue Kenneth Williams).

This is the real reason Lopwell is oversubscribed.


#9687

They’re acting lessons, so you learn how not to act like a cunt despite being one.

TBH I think it’s a level above where you are right now.


#9688

I’m still a novice. I’m certainly not in Pete’s class!


#9689

That is just a small part of it. They say if you want to be a millionaire then you should surround yourself with millionaires… the same principle applies to cunts. A service the AA provides.

Never knowingly undercunted.


#9690

Stick around here for the depth and the warmth.


#9691

At dinner this evening, my daughter asked us what the c-word was.

I told her it was Corbyn.


#9692

Correct


#9693

Sorry to hear that Paul - it’s been a shitty year so far in so many ways.