The garden pond is looking good Stu 
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From one commuter to another…‘You lucky, lucky b…’ 
Did you try Sodders’ old trick of being naked, smeared with excrement and babbling incoherently ?
VB
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I said spare seat, not spare carriage. 
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Being a slacker and finishing at 3 probably helps…
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Work never stops for me. I’m a 24/7 digitally connected business mogul.
Like Gareth Cheeseman.
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Lol!
https://www.linkedin.com/in/garethcheeseman/?ppe=1
I thought it was a piss take account before I clicked on it!
Stage One of my 100 mile bike ride today cycle to Greenock then ferry to Kilcreggan
Stage Two - Glen Douglas and successfully avoid being arrested for taking pics by MoD Plod 
Stage Three - well earned food stop in Arrochar before heading home
Superb weather for it as well - which was nice
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Today It was Chelsea flower show for me - I will try and avoid going again
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Wank.
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What? All day. You’ll go blind…
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We can only live in hope.
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Was it tasty?
Up at 4.30am to take the first of 3 long dog walks in the cool before I start work at 9.00am - interspersed with some excellent music listening.
Gets too hot to do anything, except drink, from lunchtime onwards.
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You are Ernest Hemingway & I claim my £5
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Ever thought of being a postie Paul ??
Yes I have but that would mean conversing with and being polite to the public which goes against everything I hold dear.
And while I hate my job I will stick with it as it’s only 6 hours a day, is a 150 yard walk from home (so I can nip home at lunchtime and walk the dog, so yes that’s now 4 walks done with 2 more still to go) and it pays OK considering I sit here surfing the internet 98% of the time.
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I want a job like that. What do you do ?