You don't choose Vauxhall addiction, it chooses you!
No Honda Jazz's available then?
It would have been a Citroen Berlingo for me, you'd get a lathe in the back of that and still have room for a couple of pairs of Tannoys...
Yeah, I do too
If you use the lathe on the Tannoys you can get them in a smaller car🖒
Mmmm....is lathe a verb?
wouldn't have worked with Mrs Thatcher in the back - she wasn't for turning....
They weren't playing Ham Jim? The Millwall of Polo clubs.
Sitting in garden with a cheeky beer after cutting the grass.
Planning on doing nothing but drinking beer and sitting in the garden for the rest of weekend.
Oh, and wearing shorts.
Hi ..... you can call me Wayne.
Is that a bucket I see in the corner?
Plantpot I think .... but I'm not fussy when I'm on a Leo Sayer.
Nowhere near luminous or thin enough .
It takes about a full decade out of the sun to perfect the snowflake glow on the legs. Try harder.
I had the sepia filter switched on mind you.
I think there is a good chance I will be unconcious by half two.
Looks more like the legs on @Agrail's troll. You haven't been moonlighting in the exotic frottage trade have you Stu?
Christ no, that sounds too much like hard work!
Plus .... it wouldn't fit on the side of me van
I look back fondly now and then to the old days when lawnmowers were a must have item