You don’t choose Vauxhall addiction, it chooses you!
No Honda Jazz’s available then?
It would have been a Citroen Berlingo for me, you’d get a lathe in the back of that and still have room for a couple of pairs of Tannoys…
Yeah, I do too
If you use the lathe on the Tannoys you can get them in a smaller car🖒
Mmmm…is lathe a verb?
wouldn’t have worked with Mrs Thatcher in the back - she wasn’t for turning…
They weren’t playing Ham Jim? The Millwall of Polo clubs.
Sitting in garden with a cheeky beer after cutting the grass.
Planning on doing nothing but drinking beer and sitting in the garden for the rest of weekend.
Oh, and wearing shorts.
Is that a bucket I see in the corner?
Plantpot I think … but I’m not fussy when I’m on a Leo Sayer.
Nowhere near luminous or thin enough .
It takes about a full decade out of the sun to perfect the snowflake glow on the legs. Try harder.
I had the sepia filter switched on mind you.
I think there is a good chance I will be unconcious by half two.
Looks more like the legs on @Agrail’s troll. You haven’t been moonlighting in the exotic frottage trade have you Stu?
Christ no, that sounds too much like hard work!
Plus … it wouldn’t fit on the side of me van